justin:

frankiestarbuzz:

EXCLUSIVE!!!  FACEBOOK FOUNDER, MARK ZUCKERBERG KICKS FACEBOOK OFFLINE BECAUSE OF “THE SOCIAL NETWORK” MOVIE!!!!

Facebook was down for many users for the second day in a row today prompting people around the nation to be like, “what the fuck?  What the FUCK am I supposed to do with my fucking life?”

People close to Mark Zuckerberg, founder of facebook, have recently said that:

“Mark is really shitting bricks over this new facebook movie.  He donated like 100 million dollars to some schools in NJ.  That’s how bad he’s shitting bricks.  Anyways, he just came up to us the other day and was like: ‘I’m deleting facebook’.  We were all shocked.  But, apparently he wants that new facebook movie to un-exist and for the director, David Fincher to give him a blowjob via ustream.com”

Wow!

Those are fighting words.

Which leads us to prompt the question(s):

Will David Fincher give Zuckerberg a blowjob?
Will the studios un-release The Social Network?

Let’s hope David knows how to suck a dick!  We, as a nation, ARE DEPENDING ON IT!

- Frankie Starbuzz

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I believe this

It would be great if this was true.