I’m messing around on chatroulette and I just forgot my mic wasn’t muted and passed gas really loud. LOLOLOLOL
I should have spent today watching DVDs and doing nothing at my boyfriend’s house, rather than my house. But I DID need some quality time with Mao.
I need a life
This is my 18th tumblr post today.
Stream of conciousness for today...
Today I WILL be productive! Mm cupcakes, let’s make cupcakes! (42 cupcakes later) Woohoo cupcakes. I don’t feel like icing said cupcakes, I’ll do it later. Should I read or clean? Read. (50 pages later.) Clean or take photos with Mao? Photos. Tumblr.Facebook.Tumblr.Facebook. My face is fat. I’m going to clean my room and run on the treadmill once 2012 is over. (after 2012)....
If I had gone to school for Archaeology rather than Biological Anthropology (which I considered doing but it was ummm really boring), I could have one of TEN MILLION government jobs up on usajobs.gov right now. Instead I have a useless degree, a job which doesn’t require one, and a lot of frustration. Kids, don’t go to college and don’t work hard to get good grades because we...
I am skinny as fuck but I always gain weight in my face these days. If I had the cash I’d no shit lipo under my chin. I am now reading this http://www.ehow.com/how_2313168_lose-weight-face.html and about to go do the treadmill in the meantime. (Sike you people know I’ll be back on tumblr in like 5 mins, treadmill izzz boring.)
Be productive and: 1. Frost/photograph cupcakes 2. Unpack suitcase from failed vacation 3. Put away clean laundry 4. Do some journal art (my journals are neglected, thx interwebz) 5. Read some of the new book I just got (The Dolphin People by: Torsten Krol 6. Clean my room But instead, I think I’ll take 50 pics of me and Mao, ready?
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rickahh: reminding me that i have such a ~way with wordz~. It was MEEEE. I started going through your whole tumblr after you added me, and I love it all. Also - YOU ARE GORGEOUS! I am now as obsessed with your tumblr as I am with hammeritos. Photos together pls, kthx. :)
Left said cupcakes out to cool and just went upstairs to find a good 10 eaten by mother. UGH.
Just made 42 cupcakes. Just because. Also, my next post is my 1,000 tumblr post. WOWZERS.
According to Tumblr:
blanked: griptape: Books are the best things ever. Except for skinny girls, floral tights and cupcakes. An ideal home must have gigantic bookshelves. Anyone who doesn’t read is not to be trusted. And yet: The only writers to ever exist are J.D. Salinger, Chuck Klosterman and Chuck Palahniuk. Oh, and The Virgin Suicides was so relatable. Who wrote that, again? Albert Einstein had some...
Hell Yeah Project 365 →
I’m attempting Project 365 again after failing miserably last year. Hopefully I’ll start taking higher quality photos as a result. The first nine days are up.
After changing tumblr themes like 50 times today I finally picked one, but it doesn’t have comments through disquis on it, boo. I used to be interwebz savvy enough to add them myself but I forgot all html I knew a long ass time ago so you’ll have to make due without I suppose. I did, however, add my AIM s/n to my info incase any of you ever want to tell me how awesome I am or...
I was able to get full refunds for both my flight to and from Oakland despite booking them separately. PHEW. And also, yippee.
No more cancer = no more special treatment.
My mom: Don't you ever call me a cunt again!
Me: can do, so long as you don't ACT like a cunt again
Everytime I remember I should be in San Francisco with my BFFs right now I die a little. So bummed.
I have been scrambling trying to get to San Francisco without having to buy a new ticket for two days now and I am officially not making it. :( Never ever fly Southwest!! Every other airline flew out yesterday morning but them, this shouldn’t have been an issue.
"you played this song last time we had sex"
"it's my favorite!" (dancing around in lingerie, jumping on bed ensues)
"Would you stop it!"
"What you always say for me to dance sexy! I'm dancing!"
"..... but it's not sexy"
I would pay someone like $25 to bring me five cupcakes right now. Maybe even four cupcakes.
Flight rescheduled for tomorrow morning at 7am. I really hope I make it to San Francisco this weekend..