February 2010
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Feb 1st
“it’s not called ‘getting married on the downlow,’ it’s...”
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“Hey baby come round keep holding me down and I’ll be keeping you up...”
– The Cardigans - For What It’s Worth  I love this song so much, it’s in heavy rotation lately.
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depressed
(via werenotinwonderlandanymore) :( oh no, feel better dear
Jan 30th
"Do you love me?"
"Yes."
"How much?"
"A lot more than I probably should."
Jan 29th
Scanwiches →
Nomnomnoms to the max
Jan 29th
Take one for the blog
Annie: Dude I can't do it!!
Me: Just go! if it's bad I can blog about it!
Annie: TAKE ONE FOR THE BLOG!
Me: yes, indeed. Take one for the blog and go on this damn date.
Annie: But I'm not as courageous as you, date blogger
Me: You can do it AnnieSan
Jan 29th
I could really use a distraction, ask me... →
Jan 28th
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Friend: this is retarded - every time i chat with you, im trying to be clever enough to get blogged
Friend: fuck me for delusions of grandeur
Me: Haha well now that is getting blogged.
Jan 28th
Schmitten Kitten - my newest obsession →
A guy friend of mine made fun of this blog recently (I noticed most men hate it, probably because it so accurately depicts the awfulness of the men in Philadelphia… wait is awfulness even a word? Meh) and I looked it up. It’s pretty hilarious and makes me both terrified to keep dating and interesting in doing so as it will certainly provide for more blog material albeit probably not...
Jan 28th
you know what sucks?
When someone really terrific likes you and it is the worst time possible for them to.
Jan 27th
Once upon a time a stupid young girl
werenotinwonderlandanymore: End . Story of my life.
Jan 27th
Dearest soulmate,
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? love, me
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M: if the eyes are the window to the soul, I can totally see yours being red
Me: lol nah black.. and twisted
M: your eyes are just smoking
M: charred and ashy
Jan 27th
They are blue.
Him: The first thing I always notice about a woman is her eyes
Me: What color are my eyes?
Him: A very pretty hazel
Jan 27th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Rihanna (98) Brandy (64) Ke$ha (41) Lady GaGa (41) The Cardigans (41) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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“Why do I always need to need you when you’re fleeting? Where do you go...”
– Passion Pit - Eyes as Candles
Jan 27th
Everytime.
Me: you are right
Me: this is a game to him
Me: he gets me to crawl back
Me: after begging me to come back to him for a month
Me: and then when I do he doesn't want me
BFF: everytime
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“fuck it…you don’t wear your heart on your sleeve, you take your...”
– Mike - quit possibly the most accurate description of me ever
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Click here to see the craziest okcupid profile I... →
Jan 24th
This Just In...
Tara Reid is engaged. Well shit there is hope for me yet if that train wreck can lock a man down.
Jan 24th