Tamara Sass
25. Philadelphia. Trying to find where my life is going next.
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Literacy is not required to work at my company. Or at least one would think so if they read through the company emails.

Literacy is not required to work at my company. Or at least one would think so if they read through the company emails.

I am apparently a hot commodity on the internet. I literally rejected about 750 men in 24 hours. LOL. Sorry men but my ex was amazing and I am not taking a downgrade.

I am apparently a hot commodity on the internet. I literally rejected about 750 men in 24 hours. LOL. Sorry men but my ex was amazing and I am not taking a downgrade.

I internet dated for one day before realizing A. I am not over my ex enough for this shit B. Guys are such disgusting pigs. Will be single for quite some time, esp w/the caliber of men out there. Yikes.

I internet dated for one day before realizing A. I am not over my ex enough for this shit B. Guys are such disgusting pigs. Will be single for quite some time, esp w/the caliber of men out there. Yikes.

  • Dylan: i always wanted to be a french maid
  • Dylan: as a girl :)
  • me: hahahaa
  • Dylan: : in my "if i were a girl" fantasies
  • me: do it anyway
  • Dylan: im too hairy it would be gross
  • me: omg im looking at old photos..from that christmas party at my old apt
  • me: jesus we are babies
  • Dylan: aw thats sad
  • Dylan: old crones now
  • me: hahaha definitely
  • me: heres hoping we age as well as madonna
  • me: and kelly ripa
  • Dylan: amen
i’m fairly certain you have the musical taste of a 12 year old suburban boy who thinks he’s hard, but still buys fag rock to try and talk to girls
tyson

bad times never sounded so good
even though I know I’m no good, I forget about the pain
you’re damn right, we’ve been on and off for too long
even though I know it’s so wrong, still I feel the same

the loneliness reminds you that everything fades
you said that nothing’s strange
with all the mess behind you it’s better that way
you said our love could change

to have you in my arms when all is said and done
to have you in my arms, we believe we’ve only just begun

bad times
bad times never sounded so good
even though I know I’m no good, I forget about the pain
you’re damn right, we’ve been on and off for too long
even though I know it’s so wrong, still I feel the same

the loneliness reminds you that everything fades
you said that nothing’s strange
with all the mess behind you it’s better that way
you said our love could change

bad times

Annie (Bad Times)
alright i’m gonna go read. message me if you get bored or need someone to call you a whore or something
friend
  • Eric: I like brunettes
  • Eric: but there's something about redheads
  • Eric: they're like a wildcard
  • Eric: I dont get me
  • Eric: I prefer brunettes
  • Eric: but I've never had a meaningful relationship with one
  • Him: We're not really together.. we should just sleep with other people
  • Her: Ok.
  • Him: But there would obviously be rules, like certain people who are off limits.
  • Her: Ok who would you want off limits?
  • Him: I don't know... who would you want off limits?
  • Her: ANY BODY ON THE PLANET.
  • Him: oh ok, yeah that isn't going to work then.
and if you blog that, you are so dead
eric
  • ERICV82GO: LeBron bitch!!
  • ERICV82GO: lol
  • me: what sport's that
  • ERICV82GO: oh no
  • ERICV82GO: you didnt just say that
  • ERICV82GO: lol
  • me: hahaha
  • ERICV82GO: LeBron James?
  • me: football?
  • me: sounds like football
  • ERICV82GO: oh I'm going to hurt you
  • ERICV82GO: lol
  • ERICV82GO: basketball.
  • ERICV82GO: like the #1 star inthe game right now, haha
  • me: lol.. whoops
  • ERICV82GO: wow
  • ERICV82GO: just wow
  • ERICV82GO: haha
  • me: lol
  • ERICV82GO: I think even the homeschooled southern belle would've got that one
  • ERICV82GO: lol
  • me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • me: i think i used the word derelict wrong, shit
  • ERICV82GO: yeah... whatever that word is
  • me: webster defines it differently than i do....... time to find a new dictionary bc they clearly dont know wtf theyre talkign about
  • ERICV82GO: go urbandictionary.com
  • me: HAHAHAHA